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Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 5 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 630 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Locked Medal Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Locked Medal Polygonal Victory 25 Points Beat the game!
Twice the Fun Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Locked Medal Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???
Locked Medal Meat is Murder 50 Points ???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 7/1/09
50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/225 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/18/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Locked Medal Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/18/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/18/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Locked Medal Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Locked Medal Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger Unlocked 3/18/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Locked Medal ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Locked Medal Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Locked Medal BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Locked Medal Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Locked Medal Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Locked Medal Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Locked Medal Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
Locked Medal King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Locked Medal Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Locked Medal Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Locked Medal Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
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Medals Earned: 6/23 (40/540 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Locked Medal Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
Locked Medal 2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Locked Medal Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Locked Medal Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
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Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Domestic Violence Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Turtles Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! Unlocked 7/1/09
25 Points Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners Unlocked 7/1/09
50 Points Oh Ono!
Bloodshot Unlocked 7/1/09
100 Points Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Egg Hunter Unlocked 7/1/09
100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 8/8 (375/375 points)

Treadmillasaurus Rex

And you've got butterfingers? Unlocked 7/12/11
5 Points Burn 2,000 calories
Bingo! Dino DNA! Unlocked 7/12/11
5 Points Burn 500 calories
More like a six-foot Turkey Unlocked 7/12/11
5 Points Burn 1,000 calories
When you gotta go, you gotta go Unlocked 7/12/11
5 Points Burn 5,000 calories
Didn't say the magic word! Unlocked 7/12/11
10 Points Burn 10,000 calories
He left us! Unlocked 7/12/11
10 Points Burn 15,000 Calories
That is one big pile of Unlocked 7/12/11
10 Points Burn 25,000 Calories
Hold on to your butts Unlocked 7/12/11
25 Points Burn 40,000 Calories
Do-you-think-he-saurus rex Unlocked 7/12/11
50 Points Burn 50,000 calories
Locked Medal UNIX! I know this! 100 Points Burn 75,000 calories

Medals Earned: 9/10 (125/225 points)